This t-shirt is the embodiment of your Ultimate Gayness. Cloaked in the softness of a whisper yet as unyielding as steel, it wraps around you like a second skin derived from the flayed epidermis of the dark lord himself, light as a shadow yet heavy with the power of a thousand raging infernos. Every fiber screams with the intensity of a warrior's battle cry, stretching across your form like the wings of a dark phoenix reborn from the ashes. Wear this, and embrace a comfort so fierce, it flatters every soul brave enough to don it, a testament to those who dare walk the brutal path of the gay🌈

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!